Night Crumbs
Ben Affleck looks like this now. Would you motorboat? I would, and yes, I’d expect a white Lexus convertible afterward – Lainey Gossip
Something we don’t definitely need: Another English language Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movie – Celebitchy
The trailer for the new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills needs more wine throwing in it – Reality Tea
Kendall Jenner gave her Instagram followers the gift of her nipple. What a saint. – Drunken Stepfather
What’s really shocking is that January Jones’ tub water didn’t become a frozen lake as soon as she got in – The Superficial
So here’s that video of Serena Williams getting her cell phone back from the thieving bitch who stole it and her description of what went down was definitely more exciting – IDLYITW
That Olympics snow person who just came out was the meat in a Silver Fox and Andy Cohen sandwich – Towleroad
Watch this dog pop water balloons on a trampoline. It’s probably the most riveting thing I’ve seen and posted today – Hollywood Tuna
DUH. – Starcasm
Taylor Swift walked through an airport – Popoholic
Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs are still together, but what in the HELL are they wearing? – Popsugar
Asses of meth: Here’s Aaron Carter’s butt – OMG Blog
This has to be one of the most normal outfits I’ve ever seen Lady CaCa wear – Just Jared
Katy Perry made a lot of money last year, but the real news is that Stevie Nicks is still bringing in that cash – HuffPo
This Golden Retriever is me at the Sizzler when my friends and family are telling me it’s time to go – The Berry
Melissa Mathison, the woman who wrote the screenplay for E.T., has cycled up to heaven – Pajiba
Country stars read their cunty tweets – SOW
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