Night Crumbs

November 5, 2015 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck looks like this now. Would you motorboat? I would, and yes, I’d expect a white Lexus convertible afterward – Lainey Gossip 

Something we don’t definitely need: Another English language Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movie – Celebitchy

The trailer for the new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills needs more wine throwing in it – Reality Tea 

Kendall Jenner gave her Instagram followers the gift of her nipple. What a saint. – Drunken Stepfather

What’s really shocking is that January Jones’ tub water didn’t become a frozen lake as soon as she got in – The Superficial 

So here’s that video of Serena Williams getting her cell phone back from the thieving bitch who stole it and her description of what went down was definitely more exciting – IDLYITW

That Olympics snow person who just came out was the meat in a Silver Fox and Andy Cohen sandwich – Towleroad

Watch this dog pop water balloons on a trampoline. It’s probably the most riveting thing I’ve seen and posted today – Hollywood Tuna 

DUH. – Starcasm

Taylor Swift walked through an airport – Popoholic

Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs are still together, but what in the HELL are they wearing? – Popsugar

Asses of meth: Here’s Aaron Carter’s butt – OMG Blog

This has to be one of the most normal outfits I’ve ever seen Lady CaCa wear – Just Jared

Katy Perry made a lot of money last year, but the real news is that Stevie Nicks is still bringing in that cash – HuffPo

This Golden Retriever is me at the Sizzler when my friends and family are telling me it’s time to go – The Berry  

Melissa Mathison, the woman who wrote the screenplay for E.T., has cycled up to heaven – Pajiba

Country stars read their cunty tweets – SOW

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