Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Took Their Love (Or Whatever The Hell You Want To Call It) To Nashville
After spending Halloween weekend together, People says that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are in Nashville right now, because I guess their STUNT QUEEN stunt needed a change of scenery. And because Blake Shelton is performing at the CMAs tonight. Blake’s ex Miranda Lambert is also performing and a source tells TMZ that Gwen Stefani hasn’t decided if she’s going to show up tonight. I’m surprised the source didn’t also say, “So tune in to the CMAs at 8pm Eastern Standard Time on ABC to see if Miranda Lambert scratches the Botox out of Gwen Stefani’s face on the red carpet!”
TMZ’s source says that Gwen and Blake are just having fun (read: are only fuck buddies) and aren’t in a relationship together. People’s source says that they’re “dating.” (UPDATE: TMZ’s source is now saying that Gwen and Blake are officially dating and his spokeswhore confirmed it to E!.) Gwen was on OnAir with Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning and she tried to bust some reverse psychology on our asses by saying, “I think NBC did that,” when the diabolical frog asked her about the rumors that she’s boning Blake. Gwen also played coy and said, “But I think he’s hot, don’t you?”
I love Ryan Seacrest’s “NO HOMO” answer to Gwen asking him if he thinks Blake is hot. I expected him to follow that up by screaming, “I LOVE PUSSAY, BRO,” before smashing a can of Bud against his forehead.
I still don’t fully believe that ShelFani is real and I don’t know if I ever will. Those two could get married and grow old together, and I’d still say, “Damn, NBC must’ve paid them a lot!”