Who Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

November 3, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s Election Day in the US (or as Nick Lachey knows it as, the day he could be crowned the multi-multi-multi millionaire King of the Good Shit in Ohio), but who cares about any of that dumb political shit when there’s something much more important to decide! We must decide who was the Hottest Slut to Hot Slut in October. The four Hot Slut of the Days who got the most Facebook likes are:

The hero Alaskan bear who ate a lady’s kayak after she pepper sprayed its ass.

The literary classic Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt by the reincarnation of Shakespeare known as Chuck Tingle. 

Opal Covey, the stunningly gorgeous prophetess who is running for Mayor of Toledo, Ohio and promises that the city will turn to ash if she’s not elected.

The Glamour Goddess of the World Series who ruled the home plate with her beauty and style. (Side note: Don’t show that picture of her to the Alaskan bear, because it may mistake her hat for its mommy and come for her.)

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced on Friday if Opal Covey wins. If Opal Covey doesn’t win, the winning HSOTM will never be announced because God will weak havoc on Dlisted. Happy Hot Slut Election Day!


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