Night Crumbs

St. Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt took the Chosen Twins to a Barnes & Noble in NYC. These pictures are making every toy store owner shake with fear because the day Brangelina stop taking the child army to toy stores around the world is the day the toy industry dies – Lainey Gossip 

If Brooks Ayers from the Real Housewives of Orange County doesn’t have cancer, he’s really bad at faking cancer. If he does have cancer, he’s really bad at proving he has cancer – Reality Tea 

The Difficult Brown may be addicted to Purple Drank – The Superficial 

Blake NotSoLively is “acting” again. We only have ourselves to blame for this, because she would’ve never gone back to acting if she became a lifestyle blog mogul – Drunken Stepfather

Here’s a topless Naomi Campbell as an S&M nun in Lui Magazine – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

It’s that time of year again when Jimmy Kimmel helps parents commit child abuse – Towleroad

Lily Aldridge will model Victoria Secret’s ugly $2 million bra this year – Hollywood Tuna 

The Emmy people should just go ahead and etch Brit Brit Spears’ name into a trophy – OMG Blog

Monica Bellucci also did Lui Magazine but mostly kept her top on – IDLYITW

Jennifer Lawrence put her pissy hands in wet cement at the TCL Chinese Theater – Popoholic

Jon Stewart’s face is coming back to screens – Pajiba

Jax, one of the hot douches from Vanderpump Rules, let the world know that he fucked Lindsay Lohan. To which the world replied, “Who hasn’t?!?” – Jezebel

I’d rather watch a video showing the history of manscaping, but I’ll take this too – The Berry  

Um, was Evi Quaid or literally ANYBODY else not available for the cover of Elle Canada? – Just Jared

Mike Myers is a dad again – Popsugar

Pic: Splash