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November 3, 2015 / Posted by:

The wisdom toof engagement ring!

He went to Jared the dentist!” is probably what Carlee Leifkes is going to tell people when they ask her where she got her gorgeous engagement ring. Carlee and her fiancé Lucas Unger of California dry farted on the likes of Kay Jewelers, Jared and Zales by making her engagement ring out of a precious stone found in everyone’s mouth.

The hipsterin’ hipsters tell Buzzfeed that when they talked about engagement rings, she told him that diamonds are so damn mainstream and everyone’s got them. Carlee wanted a ring from the oh-so-different files and she got one when Lucas’ dad mailed them a wisdom tooth he had pulled out when he was younger. They took the tooth to a jeweler and her ~unique~ ring was born! (“Pfft! Unique my ass” said a serial killer who proposed to the corpse he keeps in his basement using a ring he made with a molar from one of his victims.)

Carlee and Lucas are going to get married by Elvis in Las Vegas later this month. No word if their wedding bands will be made out of their shellacked tonsil stones. Carlee said this about her wisdom toof ring:

“My birthstone is a diamond. I don’t need one to prove how much someone loves me. He’d already moved all the way from Canada to do that!

It’s almost a contest of who has the biggest ring and whose fiancé loves them the most, and here I am with the coolest ring I’ve ever seen in my life! What does a diamond signify in anybody’s relationship? I literally have my husband’s wisdom on my finger.”

It’s a good thing she didn’t get engaged to Gary Busey, because she’d need a finger made out of steel to hold his wisdom tooth. And romance IS brushing and flossing your husband’s wisdom tooth on your finger before going to bed.

Pic: Carlee Leifkes

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