That derpy cop’s “I see you trollin, Gwen” face pretty much sums up all my feelings about this story.
Nearly one minute after Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale announced that they’re marriage is done, there were rumors that her chocha is drowning its sorrows on Blake Shelton’s good ole’ boy country dick. I figured it was a rumor born in the cubicle of a marketing assistant at NBC. Both Gwen and Blake “laughed off” the rumors that they’re redefining the definition of random by becoming a thing. But a witness tells Entertainment Tonight that Gwen and Blake were holding hands outside of Jared Leto’s Halloween party this weekend and that means that they’re either boning or NBC promised them a bonus if they get “caught” touching.
Both Gwen and Blake were at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween party, but they didn’t get into any PDA shit there. Gwen left that party and went to Jared Leto’s Halloween party in the Hollywood Hills. Blake was already there when she got there. The source says that they left together hand-in-hand, but quickly let go of each other when they spotted a pap. ET also has pics of them getting into the same SUV together.
E! News has also piped in with EXCLUSIVO pictures of Blake holding onto Gwen at Adam Levine’s Halloween party. E!’s pictures are so damn busted and grainy that they don’t even look like pictures that were taken with a camera. Those pictures look like water damaged colored Rorschach tests. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be looking for. If I squint my eyes, it sort of looks like Khloe Kardashian canoodling with Chrissy Crocker circa 2009.
I still don’t know if I believe that these two are doing each other for real, but I do believe that the producers of The Voice are doing themselves good while thinking about all the attention this is bringing to their show.
And here’s more pictures from Halloween of Blake as I don’t even know what (a frat boy at a Cinco de Mayo party?) and Gwen as a bloody cowgirl. I fully expect to see a picture of Gwen in costume on the cover of Star Magazine with the cover line: “GWEN STEFANI DISSES MIRANDA LAMBERT BY DRESSING AS A DEAD COWGIRL!”