Open Post: Hosted By Nicki Minaj’s Trick-Or-Titties
It’s finally here! The night when every ho and ho-at-heart slips into their best underwear and skankiest shoes, and skips through the streets yelling “Trick-or-treat! Smell my feet! It smells like new nylons, right? That’s because I’m wearing a fresh pair of thigh-highs in honor of…SLUTOWEEN! What am I supposed to be? I’m a person who is about to kill an entire tray of Jell-O shots.”
When I was looking through the photos of George Clooney’s famous people Halloween party earlier today, I was really disappointed in how few sluts brought their A-game. There was barely a boob or crotch in sight. Then I saw these pictures of Nicki Minaj hosting a Halloween party at 1-Oak in Las Vegas last night, and my faith in tacky tricks was restored. Nicki appears to be dressed as some kind of princess…ballerina…fairy…aw, who cares. The only thing that matters is that two-thirds of her store-bought Great Pumpkins were on display. I mean, is it really Slutoween if you’re not paying homage to the First Lady of Halloween Boobs, Elvira Mistress of the Dark? Exactly.
Here’s more of Nicki Minaj’s titties testing the laws of physics last night. Happy Halloween, everyone! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to celebrate by filling my pumpkin pail with candy corns and vodka.
