Taylor Swift Countersues The Radio DJ Who Was Accused Of Groping Her

October 29, 2015 / Posted by:

David Mueller skyrocketed to the top of the Swifty’s Arch Rivals list, above Katy Perry and Gandalf, when he sued Taylor Swift for wrongly accusing him of molesting her backstage at one of her shows in Denver, CO in June 2013. David, who co-hosted a morning show on KYGO, and his girlfriend posed with Taylor during a meet-and-greet, and he was later kicked out of the arena by security who accused his hand of paying an unwanted visit to Tay’s ass. David was fired from his radio job two days later. David dropped a lawsuit in Taylor’s lap last month, because he says she accused the wrong perv and claims her people pressured KYGO to show him the exit door. David said that his boss at KYGO, Eddie Haskell (Why that little fuckwad Eddie Haskell!), is the one who groped Taylor. Taylor’s lawyers continue to be the hardest-working workers in the legal game, because they have hit David back with a lawsuit.

People reports that in the lawsuit, which was filed yesterday in Denver, she says that she knows who exactly touched her wrong and isn’t getting it twisted. She claims that David lifted her skirt and grabbed her without permission. Taylor was shocked and told her photographer, tour manager and security team about it. Taylor wants a jury trial and if she wins any money from David Mueller, she will donate it to “charitable organizations dedicated to protecting women from similar acts of sexual assault and personal disregard.

“Ms. Swift knows exactly who committed the assault – it was Mueller – and she is not confused in the slightest about whether her long-term business acquaintance, Mr. Haskell, was the culprit. Resolution of this Counterclaim will demonstrate that Mueller alone was the perpetrator of the humiliating and wrongful conduct targeted against Ms. Swift, and will serve as an example to other women who may resist publicly reliving similar outrageous and humiliating acts.

Mueller did not merely brush his hand against Ms. Swift while posing for the photograph. He lifted her skirt and groped her.”

If David Mueller did do it, then he’s done. Hell hath no fury like a pop star with a legal army scorned. Taylor will sue his pants off. Actually, he may be into that. She’ll sue his hand off. And I wonder if David Mueller is going to call the ghost of Mrs. Cleaver as a character witness?

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