“Have You Gotten The Shot Of This Fake Engagement Ring Yet? My Damn Arm Is Going To Fall Off.”

October 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Did you hear that Lindsay Lohan was spotted wearing a ring on THAT finger? Of course, you didn’t. LiLo did wear a ring on THAT finger, but absolutely nobody cared. Well, that’s not really true. Page Six cared, and Celebuzz cared and I cared enough to post about it, so that makes a total of three of us!

LiLo is still living in London, doing whatever it is the hell she does there, and she went to a Slutoween party at The Cuckoo Club (how fitting) last night dressed up like some kind of clearance section Frederick’s of Hollywood vampire cat burglar. Apparently, LiLo made sure that everyone saw the shiny ring on her engagement finger and she flaunted it while posing for pictures. But the only thing that LiLo is engaged to is desperation. That ring is straight from Van Cleef & Look At Me is made of 14k attention whore and a princess cut troll stone. Some source type said this to Page Six about LiLo’s sad ring stunt:

“She has lost her mind. She did it as a joke for her friends and wanted to see what people would do or say.”

Oh, how the mighty attention whores have fallen. LiLo has to resort to low-rent stunts like this (and like announcing she’s running for president on Instagram) to get attention. Just sad. Whatever happened to the days where she’d get attention by posing for Playboy and by giving us a fashion show at the court house and by hitting tricks in the head with a bottle at clubs and by playing a bootleg Liz Taylor in a Lifetime movie? What am I saying? We don’t want those days back. I better not encourage her to go back to that kind of fuckery. So, I’ll just say that this engagement ring stunt was really good. She really, really got us. Maybe she can get us again on April 1st by saying she’s pregnant on Facebook. We’ll totally fall for it.

And somewhere in London, a British socialite is wondering where her diamond ring is.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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