I see that George and Amal Clooney are trying to be the Brangelina of shelter dogs. While some rich dumb fucks are spending the price of a really nice car (or a condo in Scottsdale) on a dog, George and Amal have given a luxurious home to a down-and-out soul in need. The San Gabriel Valley Humane Society (Shout out to the SGV!) says that George and Amal recently stopped in to adopt a 4-year-old Basset Hound mix they found on PetFinder. Earlier this month, Millie the Basset Hound was found scrounging for food scraps in front of a restaurant and now she’s living that opulent life in mansions and shit. The SGVHS said this on their site:
Today her luck changed for the better when she was adopted by George and Amal Clooney. They were searching for a basset hound and saw Millie’s picture on Petfinder.
They did a ‘meet and greet’ with her and spent time introducing her to their other rescue, a cocker spaniel named Louie. It was good news that Millie and Louie hit it off and the happy, new family headed home together! We hope Millie will stay in touch and send photos. Congratulations to the Clooney family and thank you for adopting!
If I would’ve known that George and Amal were looking to adopt a new dog, I would’ve slipped on a dog mask (“You don’t need a mask, bitch!” – you) and put an ad on Petfinder. Because the life IS lapping up Casawhatever tequila from a bowl on the terrace of a Lake Como villa while Amal is busy doing international law stuff and George is busy making commercials for Japanese beer brands. I wouldn’t even care if they trotted me out for a good old-fashioned photo-op. Speaking of, this is what’s happening in that picture:
Millie: “Noooooooooo! No pictures! No pictures!”
Louie: “Get used to it, bitch.”
Pic: SGV Humane Society