Night Crumbs

October 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Mimi was Billionaire Shrek’s date to the opening of his grand casino resort in Macau and she lovingly looked at him like he was a giant sack overflowing with diamonds and gold coins. At the end of the night, I’m sure she whispered in his ear, “Talk dirty to me again, tell me your net worth...”  – Lainey Gossip 

I never noticed how JoJo’s eyebrows sort of look like two weasels swimming and no, I’m not stoned yet – Drunken Stepfather

Are we sure Kylie Jenner didn’t top Time’s Most Delusional Teens list? – Celebitchy

Just a few seconds ago NeNe Leakes was shouting about how she’s a rich bitch and has got a million projects in the works. I guess those millions of projects dried up and she didn’t like what she saw when she looked at her checking account balance, because she’s gone back to Real Housewives of Atlanta Reality Tea 


And here’s Zac Efron’s nipples in the Bad Grandpa trailer – Towleroad

Chloe Grace Moretz is in a bikini on the set of Neighbors 2. This goes without typing, but I’d rather see Zac Efron in that bikini – The Superficial 

Bai Ling is wearing another craft time couture creation from the House of Michael’s – Egotastic

This is pretty much me after falling asleep on the couch – The Berry 

Daniel Craig is still trolling – Just Jared

Christina Milian looks a mess – Hollywood Tuna 

And whoever told Johnny Depp that outfit was the look was pranking him – Popsugar

Chrissy Teigen’s got pregnancy nipples. I don’t really know what pregnancy nipples are. I just wanted to type that – Popoholic

Serena Williams isn’t doing Drake, but she may be doing the co-founder of Reddit who calls her “babe”  – Jezebel

It doesn’t look like RiRi’s album is coming out anytime soon – HuffPo

No = Katy Perry + Madge + Spanking action – SOW

Pic: AP

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