Hot Slut Of The Day!
The glamorous jewel who won the entire World Series last night!
I don’t know the rules of baseball, but I’m 99% sure that if you opened up the Rules of Baseball handbook, the number one rule would be: “If a regal swan who exudes thirty clouds of glamour from her being steals the spotlight at any game, that game and the rest of the season must be canceled immediately and the World Series trophy goes to her!” Somebody should check on that because it would’ve spared many people from dying of old age while watching that 12 million-hour long game.
I bet that millions of tonsils are stuck to ceilings this morning from people screaming and cursing out those incompetent buffoons at Fox when game 1 of the World Series went out for a few minutes. There was a blackout and Fox blamed it on a “rare electronics failure.” What they REALLY mean by that is that their camera lenses exploded after landing on the fur hat-wearing Goddess of Baseball Glamour, because there’s no glass strong enough to handle all the rays of magnetism shooting off of her. You’re probably not even reading this, because your monitor screen shattered into a thousand pieces as soon as these pictures loaded.
Don’t even think about replicating this look, because only this style icon could pull off one of Alexis Carrington’s fur hats, dangly diamond earrings from the world’s finest jeweler and a Land’s End jacket. The sparkling spirits of Tammy Faye Bakker, Elizabeth Taylor and Suzanne Sugarbaker live in the best thing to happen to baseball.
And this was last night’s score:
The Kansas City Royals: 5
The New York Mets: 4
The Queen of the Home Plate: 4,333,900,822,989,912,998
Pics: Twitter, Casey (Thanks Casey, John and Mrs. L!)