Night Crumbs

October 26, 2015 / Posted by:

Before going to some event, Goopy Paltrow got tangled up in her outfit while getting dressed and decided just to go like that. And I see her making a face that clearly says, “I bet you hating peasants are jealous of my dress because it’s strangling me and you’re not!” – Lainey Gossip 

Rita Ora got groomed by a pedo when she was 14 – Celebitchy

Shannon Beador of the Real Housewives of Orange County ran into her husband’s ex-side piece at a game and it’s amazing that she didn’t burn holes into that trick’s face with her “judgy eyes” – Reality Tea 

Okay, but why is Katy Perry dressed up like a patriotic Norma Desmond? – Drunken Stepfather

Christina Milian looks like a standby Fly Girl from the 90s and I’m into it – The Nip Slip 

Canadian-American fresh orchid Pamela Anderson is as exquisite and graceful as ever – The Superficial 

The Dixie Chicks sprinkled a whole lot of twang on Lana Del Rey’sVideo Games” – Towleroad

Mother of the century Tila Tequila wanted some attention – Starcasm

Jared Leto’s Joker looks like a Juggalo pimp – IDLYITW

How many ruffles had to die to make Jessica Biel’s ugly Victorian funeral ice skating costume? – Popoholic

That cat isn’t stealing that tiger toy! That tiger toy is it’s lovah and it’s taking it to a private place so they can spend some quality alone time together – Hollywood Tuna 

Lance Bass has been possessed by Satan – HuffPo

Note to laser tattoo removal places: Don’t be surprised if in about two weeks Blac Chyna strolls on in after she and Future break up. And I’m being generous by saying “two weeks” – Jezebel

Heidi Klum is going to be CoCo for Halloween, obviously – Popsugar

Amber Rose went on Watch What Happens Live without knowing what happens on Watch What Happens Live Just Jared

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