Night Crumbs
Before going to some event, Goopy Paltrow got tangled up in her outfit while getting dressed and decided just to go like that. And I see her making a face that clearly says, “I bet you hating peasants are jealous of my dress because it’s strangling me and you’re not!” – Lainey Gossip
Rita Ora got groomed by a pedo when she was 14 – Celebitchy
Shannon Beador of the Real Housewives of Orange County ran into her husband’s ex-side piece at a game and it’s amazing that she didn’t burn holes into that trick’s face with her “judgy eyes” – Reality Tea
Okay, but why is Katy Perry dressed up like a patriotic Norma Desmond? – Drunken Stepfather
Christina Milian looks like a standby Fly Girl from the 90s and I’m into it – The Nip Slip
Canadian-American fresh orchid Pamela Anderson is as exquisite and graceful as ever – The Superficial
The Dixie Chicks sprinkled a whole lot of twang on Lana Del Rey’s “Video Games” – Towleroad
Mother of the century Tila Tequila wanted some attention – Starcasm
Jared Leto’s Joker looks like a Juggalo pimp – IDLYITW
How many ruffles had to die to make Jessica Biel’s ugly Victorian funeral ice skating costume? – Popoholic
That cat isn’t stealing that tiger toy! That tiger toy is it’s lovah and it’s taking it to a private place so they can spend some quality alone time together – Hollywood Tuna
Lance Bass has been possessed by Satan – HuffPo
Note to laser tattoo removal places: Don’t be surprised if in about two weeks Blac Chyna strolls on in after she and Future break up. And I’m being generous by saying “two weeks” – Jezebel
Heidi Klum is going to be CoCo for Halloween, obviously – Popsugar
Amber Rose went on Watch What Happens Live without knowing what happens on Watch What Happens Live – Just Jared
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