Leah Remini Is About To Expose Tom Cruise, Or Something

October 26, 2015 / Posted by:

I hope Leah Remini is working on her squats, because if she ever sees Tom Cruise out in public, she’s going to need to squat down and press her hand against his little forehead as he tries to swing at her while screeching about how he’s going to ruin her.

A couple of years ago, Leah Remini woke up and smelled the barley-infused alien bullshit when she quit the Cult of Crazy¬†after she got talked to and was punished for wondering “Where in the world is Shelly Miscavige?” Ever since then, Leah has openly talked about those crazy and controlling alien-humping messes, and to promote her new tell-all, Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology, she spills more during an interview on 20/20 this Friday night. ABC released a 30-second preview that doesn’t really show that much. Leah basically says that Scientology brainwashes you and turns you against non-Scientologists and she also tells us something we already knew: If you talk shit about Scientology’s reigning queen Tommy Girl, you will find yourself scrubbing the floors of the bath house glory hole named after him at Gold Base in Riverside County. Everyone knows that the first rule of Scientology is to not trash its poster child, but ABC teases that Leah may say more about him.

Leah: Being critical of Tom Cruise is being critical of Scientology itself. You are evil.

Dan Harris: If you knew that Tom Cruise was watching this, what would you say to him?

Leah probably isn’t going to say anything that scandalous, but I really, really hope she takes that question and uses it to finally destroy Scientology from the inside. Leah could easily turn Scientology’s biggest sweethearts against each other by saying, “Tom, I just want to let you know that John Travolta made fun of your heels and told everyone you’ve got plugs.” Scientology would come crumbling down and the only thing left would be a tattered wig and broken lifts.

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