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October 26, 2015 / Posted by:

Opal Covey, the ONLY candidate for mayor that Toledo, Ohio needs!

You’re probably not reading this, because as soon as that picture of the beauty with blush for days and “squiggly worm” eyebrows popped up, you immediately moved to Toledo so you can vote for her and live in a city where a goddess like this is in charge.

I’ve always told myself that I should never trust a grown person in a short-sleeved business blazer, but I take that back. Because you should trust your everything with this gorgeous flower of Ohio who looks like a Twin Peaks character that was rejected by the network for being way too weird.

This is the fifth time that Opal Covey has run for mayor and she believes she was the true winner in 2013, but the corrupt government stole votes from her. I believe that she was the true winner every time she ran, but the corrupt government stole votes from her, because they were insanely jealous of her charisma and leadership qualities. They knew that they were dealing with one of the greatest American leaders of all-time and that scared them. Opal is trying it again and during an amazing interview with NBC 24, she talked in tongues and let the people of Toledo know that if they don’t vote her into the mayor’s seat, God will appear and create havoc!

“Thank you, Jesus. That was a confirmation, if people don’t give me what I earned in 2013 back, and I’m not on that seat in November, then you’ll see God visit the city in the greatest destruction you’ve ever seen.”

And watch the God Warrior of 2015 in action:

Donald Trump and Ben Carson are kicking themselves in the dick right now, because they wish they were smart enough to speak in tongues and threaten God’s wrath if they don’t get the votes. So what I’m saying is that Opal Covey shouldn’t be running for mayor of Toledo, she should be running for president. Opal Covey 2016! And if you don’t agree with me, God is totally going to punish you by giving you brows like Opal Covey!

(For Daniel and Elizabeth)

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