I’m going to give you three guesses as to why we’re talking about Jimmy Fallon today:
1. He accidentally busted something
2. He accidentally busted something
3. He accidentally busted something
If you answered “…yeah, and was booze involved?“, you’d be correct! Jimmy Fallon, seen above in some truly lazy Jolly Green Giant cosplay, fell down and busted one of his fingers at Harvard University on Saturday night. Jimmy was being honored by the Harvard Lampoon, and People says it happened while they were celebrating in the street. According to a source, Jimmy was holding a bottle of Jaegermeister and he tripped over a random girl who was kneeling down in front of him. There you have it; further proof that Jaegermeister will always fuck you up.
After Jimmy ate shit in the street, he hauled ass to Massachusetts General Hospital and got his busted finger fixed up. And then shortly after that, he posted a picture of it on Instagram.
That’s not that bad. I mean, it’s certainly not as bad as the time he broke his front tooth on a tube of scar tissue gel. And it’s definitely not as bad as the time he slipped on a rug and almost tore his finger off. And no, I’m not talking about the severity of his injury; I’m talking about the reason why it happened. “Tripped over a random girl (totally random, no idea, never met her) who was kneeling in front of him while holding (not drinking, just holding, probably for a friend) a bottle of Jaeger” isn’t nearly the worst excuse he’s come up with. Yes, I’m looking at you, broke a tooth on a tube of scar tissue gel excuse.
This is Jimmy’s third trip to the hospital in four months. Forget a Harvard Lampoon award, can we get Jimmy fitted for a bubble suit or something? At the very least, give him a set of foam Hulk hands. Jimmy, you need to stop breaking shit in your hands!
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