Open Post: Hosted By Nick From New Girl Talking About Channing Tatum’s Farts

Mark this day on the calendar: October 24th, 2015 – the day we talk about Channing Tatum’s poo whispers. And the person we have to thank for such a milestone is Jake Johnson, aka Nick from New Girl. Jake filmed a thing with People where he talked about a Flashback Friday moment. Instead of going for the obvious, aka the day he became a top-shelf DILF (don’t judge my choices), he dug a little deeper. Which is to say, he dug deep into Channing Tatum’s colon and told the tale of the time he let his messy farts roam freely on the set of 21 Jump Street. Jake, who played the principal of the school where Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill pretend to be teenagers, said that the loveable stripping doofus kept ripping hot farts during the filming of his first scene. He also apparently cupped his farts and threw them in Jonah’s face. Here’s Nick from New Girl talking about it:

Why does absolutely none of this surprise me? OF COURSE Channing Tatum is the type who would blast butt wind at work. And OF COURSE he would laugh while trying to catch the stank in his hands and push it into someone’s face. I’m more shocked that Jake’s story didn’t end with Channing making a makeshift bed on set, pulling the entire cast and crew into said bed, farting so hard the ripple off his asslips bends space and time, and then yanking the duvet over all their heads so he could give everyone a dutch oven.