Um, they do know that’s not how you teabag, right? They’re supposed to sit the other way. Silly rowers.
The Warwick Rowing Club of Britain has once again taken off all their panties and clothes for their annual naked calendar, which raises money for their club and a charity that fights against gay haters in the sports world. Just like they did last year and the year before, the Warwick Rowers will give a piece of the profits from their naked calendar to the Sports Allies Foundation. In the homoerotic video preview of their calendar below, they say that they decided to give some of their calendar money to Sports Allies, because they know that a huge chunk of their sales come from us gay dudes. Warning: Unless you work in the offices of Scientology, the video below may be NSFW because it contains a whole lot of waxed man ass.
I’d tell you to stand up and clap for these naked philanthropists who are fighting homophobia the right way, but your hands are probably busy doing other things. And I am all for the Warwick Rowers getting ass-out naked, but I can’t buy their calendar, because I am a true art snob who only buys truly artistic calendars. Meaning, calendars with hard dick in them. (Yes, that’s a hint for the Warwick Rowers to feature a shot of them using their peens as rows in their next calendar.)