Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Steve Unger, the Dancing Pepaw of Utah whose hot, sweet moves were stopped by some dance-hating police officers. This shit is Footloose: The Latter Years.

Nearly every single day, 68-year-old retired anesthesiologist Steve Unger puts on a colorful ensemble, sticks his earbud headphones in, plugs it into his phone, brings up the dance music and rolls out moves that bring a touch of happiness to this shitty, shitty world. Steve dances up to 10 miles a day through the streets of Holladay and he’s known as the town’s resident dancing man. Kids wave to him and everyone loves him. Well, everyone except certain cops who fucked with his boogie back in August.

The Salt Lake Tribune says that on the afternoon of August 24th, Dancing Man Steve was waiting for his car to get fixed in nearby Cottonwood Heights when he decided he should spend the time busting out moves on the street. So like usual, he turned himself into the human form of a car dealership air dancer and danced, danced, danced! Dancing Steve’s moves are welcome in Holladay, but Cottonwood Heights wasn’t having it. The cops arrested him and charged him with disorderly conduct, failure to disclose identity and interference with arresting officer. The cops claim they got complaints from hating whores who said that Dancing Steve was distracting drivers and jumping into the street. Dancing Steve says he didn’t tell the cops who he was when they asked, because he did nothing wrong and when he asked them if he’s a danger to the community or to himself, they said, “No.

On Wednesday, Dancing Steve did himself up in a dandy suit and danced on over to the court house to face the charges. At that time, the case wasn’t thrown out and a jury trial was scheduled for November. Prepare to pucker, because here’s Dancing Steve letting his boogie out at the court house.

Those moves must have knocked some sense into prosecutors, because shortly after that hearing, they dropped the charges against Dancing Steve. But that didn’t stop Dancing Steve from testifying before Legislature’s Law Enforcement and Criminal Justice Interim Committee about police conduct in Utah.

JUSTICE 4 DANCING STEVE! Now that he doesn’t have that dumb case to deal with, he can dance on back to Los Angeles to continue to be Drake’s one and only choreographer. I mean, the Dancing Pepaw of Utah came up with those moves in the “Hotline Bling” video, right?

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