Tom Hardy Is A Daddy Again

October 22, 2015 / Posted by:

What in the hell kind of GD celebrity is Tom Hardy? When Tom Hardy got married to Charlotte Riley, he didn’t release a statement and didn’t show off their wedding pictures in a 15-page spread in OK! Magazine. He let the news “slip” by referring to Charlotte as his “missus” at some PETA event. When Tom Hardy’s jizz fish kicked its way into one of  Charlotte’s ovary eggs and made a baby, he didn’t announce it with a cover story on Life & Style. Charlotte just showed up to one of his premieres last month with a visible gut full of fetus. And when Charlotte birthed out their kid recently, Tom didn’t post a mysterious Instagram picture of his newborn baby’s hand with a note that read: “Guess what came yesterday?” Somebody teach Tom Hardy how to celebrity!

The Daily Mail says that Charlotte recently gave birth to their first baby together. Tom Hardy has a 7-year-old son Louis with his ex Rachel Speed. Tom’s rep hasn’t confirmed or denied the birthing news yet. That’s all we know. We don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl. We don’t know what it’s name is. What don’t know how much that baby weighed in at (and I know that bit of information is HIGHLY important to all of us). I guess we’ll have to wait until Tom “accidentally” slips out the name of his kid at some event. I’m hoping they named their kid MySpace Hardy as a tribute to Tom’s best days, his cam whore days.

And since there’s barely any info in this post, I have to give you something, so here’s pictures of Tom Hardy with dog friends.


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