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October 21, 2015 / Posted by:

Pepsi Perfect!

In case you couldn’t tell from everyone screaming, “HAPPY BACK TO THE ckTURE DAY,” everywhere, it’s Back to the Future Day! October 21, 2015 is the day that Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd traveled to in Back to the Future II. We don’t have flying cars or shoe laces that tie themselves (“Uh, your shoe laces don’t tie themselves?” said Kanye West as his two full-time shoe lace tiers frantically tie his shoe laces beneath him), but we do have 5,001 pieces about all the shit that Back to the Future II got right and wrong and we have Pepsi Perfect! Or we HAD Pepsi Perfect.

Pepsi Perfect was in BTTF 2 and to celebrate today, Pepsi squirted out a limited release of 6,500 bottles of Pepsi Perfect, which is basically just regular Pepsi in that future bottle. Pepsi announced that Pepsi Perfect would go on sale on Amazon and Walmart at midnight on October 21st, but they mess with everyone’s emotions and nerves by releasing it early. It sold out in a millisecond and now today, the future, is filled with the sounds of people screaming over not being able to spend 20 dollars and 15 cents on a bottle of Pepsi!

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But don’t worry if you missed out, you can always buy one on eBay for five hundred fucking dollars.

And some of us bitches are looking at Pepsi Perfect and are thinking to ourselves, “Um, Pepsi Perfect has been around for decades. It’s called COKE!”

Happy Back to the Future Day!

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