As Hillary Clinton Celebrates By Doing The Carlton Dance….

October 21, 2015 / Posted by:

And squirts out a stream of happiness at the same time…

Joe Biden took the razors out of his hair, un-Crisco’d his face and took off all of his rings, because he is not going to get into the circus ring to scrap with all those messes to become the next President of the United States. Joe Biden announced today that he isn’t going to run for┬áthe Democratic presidential nomination. Joe also announced that he is officially endorsing the new Prime Minister of Canada Justin Therouxorsomething as his pick for the President of North America, because I mean, have you seen that man’s luxurious hair, orgasm-inducing pucker and nipples?

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