Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate And Queen Elizabeth In All Their Royal Glory At A State Banquet

October 20, 2015 / Posted by:

“Hmmm, since he’s busy flirting with Whatshername, he probably won’t notice if I snatch that Pig in a Blanket off of his plate.” – THE QUEEN in that picture, probably.

China’s President Xi Jinping and his wife Madame Peng Liyuan are visiting England for four days and while they’re there THE QUEEN is going to show them all the extremely important sights like Joan Collins’ birthplace, the place where they shot Chardonnay’s wedding in Footballers Wives, the Bargain Booze Kerry Katona goes to and the Museum of British Beauty (aka Jodie Marsh’s plastic surgeon’s office). But before they do all of that, THE QUEEN hosted a fancy state dinner for the President of China and his wife at Buckingham Palace tonight.

Prince William, Prince Philip and Prince Hot Ginge were also there. I couldn’t find any pictures of PHG at that party, so I’m just assuming that he stole a bottle of vodka from the kitchen and hid under one of those tables while getting plastered. I’m going with that, because he usually has the right idea.

Pics: Splash

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