Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 20, 2015 / Posted by:

Yarna d’al’ Gargan (as played by the late Claire Davenport), the six-tittied Rubenesque goddess of dance in Jabba the Hutt’s palace from Return of the Jedi!

When you opened up your browser this morning, you may have had to take a Baby Wipe or five to your screen, because it was covered in stickiness and drool from all of the nerds on the Internet squirting and busting millions of nuts over the final trailer for Star Whores: The Force Awakens. Your browser also probably had splatters of blood on it from people pulling out their eyelashes pubes in frustration while trying to buy tickets.

While watching that trailer, I thought 3 things:

1. I hope Adam from Girls doesn’t whip his dick out and jack off on that melted Darth Vader mask. Or maybe I hope that he does.

2. Memaw Princess Leia!

3. Why in the Hell isn’t the hottest Jabba the Hutt palace dancer in this?

Loooong before the three-tittied woman from Total Recall came along, there was Yarna d’al’ Gargan who had six pairs of chichis, worked an outfit that Kanye West could only dream of designing and was a slave dancer in Jabba’s palace and the best part of Return of the Jedi. So I don’t know why everyone is freaking out over that new Star Wars trailer when Yarna isn’t even in it! People are so weird.

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