Night Crumbs
Ben Affleck’s beard is growing back, but who cares about his face fur situation when there’s obviously something more important going on. Ben’s titties look like they’re fighting. The one on the right doesn’t even want to look at the one on the left. They hate each other! Ben needs to bring them together (read: he needs to get a bra) – Lainey Gossip
Bridget Moynahan got married – Celebitchy
JWoww and the “juicehead gorilla guido” of her dreams also got married and they also made another baby. JWoww didn’t say where she and her man conceived their second baby, but I’m sure she’s saving that riveting piece of information for Wendy Williams – Reality Tea
Miley Cyrus dressed up as a slutty Star of David for James Franco’s charity Bar Mitzvah. Oh, Zac Efron also played James Franco’s foreskin, so there was definitely a whole lot of kosher weed involved – Drunken Stepfather
A Willis daughter freed (sort of) the nipple – (NSFWish) The Nip Slip
Show me a dumb fuck who says that Brit Brit Spears doesn’t have talent and I’ll show them this video of her lazily lip-synching while a bunch of dancers try to zip up her catsuit thing – The Superficial
Racist trolls are boycotting the new Star Wars movie and I’m sure that’ll keep it from making a zillion dollars at the box office its opening weekend – IDLYITW
While Backdoor Farrah’s plastic surgeon is at it, he should put a silicone tit implant in her empty head – Starcasm
Panty Creamer of the Day: Matt Boner in a towel – Just Jared
And let’s follow that up with some hot pieces in uniform – The Berry
Netflix is bringing back Gilmore Girls and apparently people are exploding in happiness over it. I guess they’re acting the way I’d act if Netflix brought back Models Inc – HuffPo
Those Westboro Baptist wrecks kept their promise and trolled Kim Davis and the results were equals parts sad, gross and hilarious – Towleroad
Did Amy Schumer Carlos Mencia Patrice O’Neal? – Hollywood Tuna
The Mighty O bought 10% of Weight Watchers and her bank accounts have already gotten fatter from the company’s share prices doubling – Jezebel
What in Tootsie as a kindergarten teacher HELL is Salma Hayek wearing? – Popoholic
Chris Martin and Annabelle Wallis gave the paps a show and he seems about as into her as Goopy Paltrow is into canned cheese – Popsugar
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