Madonna And Sean Penn Might Be Boning Like It’s The 80s Again

October 19, 2015 / Posted by:

The nursery that is growing and raising Madonna’s future boy toys is probably freaking out, because if she’s doing old dudes now, their business is ruined forever!

The greasy nutsack with a face that is Sean Penn has shown up to Madge’s Rebel Fart tour in NYC and Vancouver. And at her Brooklyn show, she told the audience that her ex-husband wrote her a nice note telling her that he finally appreciates her art. Well, either Radar took those little facts and ran them through the FanFiction machine to create this story or Madge’s snatch has really reunited with Sean Penn’s dick.

Radar claims that 26 years after they got divorced, Sean and Madge are fucking again. Sean and Madge apparently stayed at the same hotel in Vancouver and he plans to join her tour through California so he can get him some of her muscled-up coochie as much as possible. The source also says that there’s a chance he could travel with her as she tours Europe.

Insiders told Radar their tour of love will continue this fall, as Penn was booked into the same hotel as the pop queen for her stays in Vancouver on October 16. He’s expected to follow her to Los Angeles for the latest leg of her world tour. And they could even fly together to Europe on October 29, said a source.

If this is true, then when Sean Penn goes to Madonna’s hotel room to rub down low parts with her, he probably wonders why he has to go through a metal detector and why her security pats him down to make sure the bat in his pants isn’t an actual bat and why there’s no chairs in her room. I wonder why? And when is the FDA going to declare Sean Penn’s dick one of the most dangerous and addictive street drugs in the country? Screw heroin, coke and Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Sean Penn’s dick is more addictive and dangerous than all of them. As soon as Sean sticks the tip in, the chick he’s screwing is so dickmatized that she doesn’t realize she’s doing Sean Penn. Where is Nancy Reagan to warn us of the dangers of Sean Penn’s dick?

And here’s Sean going to Freida Pinto’s birthday party in West Hollywood last night. Not you too, Freida! Get into rehab before it’s too late!

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