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October 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Airwick’s Magic Mushroom air freshener!

This one’s for Allison who brought it up the other week as a major HSOTD contender (she’s right), because when she wants to breathe in and feel the 80s all around her, she pours the collection of used Magic Mushrooms she’s hoarded throughout the decades onto her bed and snuggles with them for hours. No, she doesn’t do that. I think. Airwick’s Magic Mushroom sprouted up sometime in the 70s, I believe, and was around in the 80s and early 90s.

It was just an air freshener in a plastic mushroom container (that sort of looked like a bidet from space), but what was really memorable about it was its ads and commercials. Airwick probably knew that everyone would make shroom jokes about the Magic Mushroom and so they went with it, because their commercials looked like a cut scene from Requiem For A Dream. Everybody was higher than Miley Cyrus at Burning Man. Just look at those two messes in the ad above. They are fucked up as all hell and obviously having an intense conversation with that plastic mushroom. And the commercial…

A bunch of messed-up shroom heads in a shroom house. Did you see the way that memaw shroom head snatched that Magic Mushroom like she was starting to get the shakes and needed her fix quick? I bet shroom sales dropped majorly in the 80s, because everybody spent their drug money on Magic Mushrooms, thinking that sniffing that shit would take them to bizarro places like the messes in its commercials and ads. You can still get old Magic Mushrooms today. Just ask a drug dealer (or check eBay).

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