Lindsay Lohan let the world know via Instagram that she’s mulling running for POTUS. I don’t even know where to begin. Actually, I do – she does know the “White House” doesn’t refer to the stuff she’s snorted only 10 times, right? This one probably thinks there’s just piles of gak laying around the Oval Office.
lindsaylohanIn #2020 I may run for president. Through ups and downs #YESWECAN lets do this @kanyewest 🇺🇸 #truespirits thank your for inspiring us to be better people @barackobama #kanyewest2020 #lindsaylohanat35 #lindsaylohan2020 with #34yearsofEXPERIENCE 🙏🏻 #unitingWORLDnations @aliforneycenter @savethesociety @unicef
The first thing I would like to do as president of is take care of all of the children suffering in the world. #queenELIZABETH showed me how by having me in her country
Does she know you need a job first before you can be president? Does she know that ALLEGEDLY blowing rich dudes from the Middle East doesn’t count as a job in that regard? (Although who knows, maybe she could be the president who finally stops the fighting through fellatio.) 29-years-old and she looks like your great-aunt from Boca who stills keeps her Kools in a pleather cigarette case and lets the Tanqueray guide her in lipstick application.
Although, a drunken Dina Lohan as First Enabler passed out in lane 3 of the White House bowling alley would be funny.
Here’s pics of Lohan arriving to and departing from a party at Morton’s in London below.
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