Jessica Simpson may be the Simpson who has a billion dollar fashion empire, but Papa Joe is the one who is the fashion icon of the Simpson family. Case in point: Whatever the hell he’s wearing.
Papa Joe hit Barney’s New York in Beverly Hills yesterday with his modeling “client” Jonathan Keith and I’m sure he spent a good chunk of his allowance from Jessica on the finest outfits from the Haus of Mid-Life Gay Crisis. I know, spoken like a true bitter ass bitch. Because while I’m sitting here in stained sweat shorts and a Piggy Wiggly t-shirt, Papa Joe is making the fashion Gods squirt tears of happiness by wearing a hot ensemble that a Japanese boy band member probably wore in the early aughts. Work that lattice tunic, Papa Joe!