Open Post: Hosted By Koko And Her Kitten Babies

October 15, 2015 / Posted by:

What more could you want from a screen shot? You’ve got a balloon, Koko, a gray pussy and Betty White in the background.

Koko, the world famous sign-language gorilla, turned 44 on July 4th and for her birthday, the staff at the Gorilla Foundation in Redwood City, CA let her play with a bunch of pussies. (Side note: Horny hos who Google “CoCo’s pussy” are going to be pretty disappointed if they land on this post.) Koko loves babies and she’s never been a mom, so she immediately wrapped her heart and hands around the adorable kittens. The foundation says she adopted Ms. Gray and Ms. Black (which sounds like the names of lost Clue characters) and now she’s their mommy. WARNING: Emotions may be felt while watching this.

From now on, any famous types who play messy and ugly during a custody battle (see: Kelly Rutherford, etc…) should get their kids taken away and placed with Koko permanently. They’ll probably be better off, because Koko is better than all of us! (Well, except for Betty White. She’s better than everybody but Betty White.)

via Buzzfeed

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