Night Crumbs

October 15, 2015 / Posted by:

Tarzan starring tall Swedish glass of leche Alexander Skarsgard and Margot Robbie may be headed for FlopVille like Pan. Well, there’s only one thing that can save it from being a bomb at the box office: PEEN! 3D PEEN! IMAX PEEN! Just peen! – Lainey Gossip 

Here are the two hookers who allegedly partied with Lamar Odom for days – Drunken Stepfather

Lea Michele thinks her ass is a “showstopper.” Well, since her ass is such a showstopper, she should’ve presented it to Jessica Lange on the red carpet. Maybe Jessica Lange would’ve stopped for her showstopper ass. (Probably not) – Celebitchy

Stroke be damned! Kim Zolciak and her stupid waist trainer shall never be parted – Reality Tea 

Tara Reid’s sleazy boyfriend looks like a character named “Douchebag #1″ in an Adam Sandler movie. I so would… – The Superficial 

Rachel Bilson’s dress would look so much better wrapped around the cushions of a rattan sofa in an old lady’s Boca Raton sunroom – Popoholic

Rita Ora forgot her pants – The Nip Slip 

Germany’s finest rose is more covered up than usual. She must’ve gone to church right after the event  – Hollywood Tuna 

Bernie Sanders went full Bernie Sanders on EllenTowleroad

Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick named their baby Hank. I hope they gave Hank her last name, because Hank Decker sounds like the name of a frazzled police detective in a 70s cop show – IDLYITW

I’ve read the message around your neck LOUD and CLEAR, Lena Dunham! – SOW

Scott Disick has temporarily left rehab to see Lamar Odom in Las Vegas – Starcasm

Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki aren’t bumping nipples again. Okay. – HuffPo

Lamar Odom lying on his death bed kan’t keep the Kartrashians from Instagram – Just Jared 

This is what Celine Dion’s son Ruh-nay Charles looks like now – Popsugar

I’m surprised The Mighty O didn’t hit T.I. with a lightning bolt – OMG Blog

NOTE: Apologies for the shortage of posts today. I had a doctor’s appointment that went a little longer than I thought it would. I didn’t expect people in Hazmat suits to come into the room, drag me into some kind of tent, hose me down with bleach and inject me with antibiotics. That’s standard, right?

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