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October 15, 2015 / Posted by:

The gigantic mural of Hildi Santo-Tomas that Hildi Santo-Tomas created on Trading Spaces!

To celebrate Trading Spaces’ 15th anniversary, let’s pay tribute to the fuckery queen of home makeovers Hildi! Hildi was already HSOTD in the newborn days of Dlisted when I didn’t care about spelling (“And you do now, bitch?” – everyone reading this), so let’s pay homage to just one of her most iconic rooms.

In case you don’t know about the shows TLC aired before they threw up Duggar trash, Trading Spaces was the US version of the BBC’s Changing Rooms. Two sets of two people who knew each other swapped homes and then used a designer, $1,000 and a carpenter to redo a room. Hildi was the designer that NOBODY wanted. Homeowners probably lit all their saint candles the night before and prayed to not get Hildi. But that’s because regulars did not understand her ART!

Hildi was a true design troll who lived to fuck with homeowners and I’m sure she her choice of drug was the tears of the homeowners who’d cry when they saw their room. She once got the kitchen of a pastor who didn’t drink, so she covered his walls with wine labels. I loved her! One of my favorite rooms of hers was a living room where she used one wall to paint a humongous portrait of herself. The homeowners didn’t even know her ass like that. I mean, putting your huge face in a stranger’s house. Even Kanye would be like, “Turn down the ego a bit.”

I’m sure that portrait is still on that wall and it’s probably illegal to paint over it, because it’s most likely a historical site. In a few years, art historians will remove it from that house and replace the Mona Lisa with it at the Louvre. I mean, the Mona Lisa will totally be irrelevant then and it’ll be all about the Hildi!

And here’s a few more of Hildi’s ridiculous rooms. I have regular nightmares about that hay room.

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