Here’s Henry Cavill struttin’ that ass while wearing a sweatshirt that is LYING to us all, because I glued my eyeballs to the screen and it doesn’t look like he’s gone commando. Henry took his emotional support Akita Kal-El for a walk in London and he worked his hot Dr. Evil-approved pinky ring while doing so. THAT PINKY RING! Pinky rings are only okay if you’re a 12-year-old girl from the late 90s, a mob boss, an evil dictator who hungers for world domination or if you want to add a little girth to your pinky for finger and fist fuck play… Okay, I think I just answered my question as to why Henry Cavill is wearing that pinky ring*.
* I read that it’s a family ring, but I’m still going to choose to believe it’s for finger and fist fuck play.