Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 14, 2015 / Posted by:

The magical puff-chested hippie Gandalf who stole the show and was the bright shining breakout star at the Democratic Debate!

The Democratic Debate happened last night and I don’t remember any of it except for the beautiful moment when the cameras caught this Grateful Dead Wizard for a few seconds. (Although, I do remember praying for Governor DILF aka Martin O’Malley to break out into an acoustic version of “I’m Too Sexy” while stripping). It was the greatest few seconds of the entire debate.

That blue glow around Sedona Santa’s glorious mane isn’t from any lights. That blue glow is his natural aura. That beautiful, luscious hair looks like the kind of enchanted waterfall the unicorns bathe under. Santa Fe Dumbledore’s hair looks like it gave birth to Anderson Cooper’s stunning silver fox hair.

Hippie Wizard Santa not only won the debate, he won the entire election for me. I’m so voting for him, because he’s the candidate of my dreams and probably believes in making weed free for everyone and would change the American flag to tie-dye. Hippie Wizard Santa 2016!

Pic: @iSmashFizzle

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