Last week, Vin Diesel got hate from FUPA-shaming bitches when pictures of him looking like 1970s Telly Savalas on the cover of People made the rounds on the Internet. Some labeled Vin’s body as a stage 10 “dad bod,” but to me it looked more like “lazy skinny fat gay blogger at his damn fittest” bod. Vin wasn’t going to let the Internet get away with saying that he’s got original Billy Campbell body. While at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, Vin lifted up his shirt to shut everyone up. Vin posted the picture on Instagram and added this little note:
The pic from yesterday… For those who wanted the show… For all the angels that love dad bod regardless… I will post an exclusive video on my Facebook when I am done with press today.
This whole thing is giving me shades of “fitness model before and after trickery.”
Vin didn’t have to do that. I’d hit it with “dad bod” and I’d hit it without “dad bod” as long as he crooned out a RiRi song into my ear while doing so. But it looks like he’s sucking in so damn hard that his belly button is really an innie but it popped out from the tension of it all. Welcome to my world, Vin Diesel. I suck in so much that I have forgotten how to exhale. The worst is when I’m at the doctor and he tells me to take my shirt off so he can listen to my lungs. I wonder if the doctor can hear me internally scream “FUUUUUUCK” into his stethoscope when I’m sucking in for my life and he says, “Okay, gimme a deep breathe now.”