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October 12, 2015 / Posted by:

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and his latest piece Kelly RorSomethingOrAnother hung out with his family this weekend. You know, Kelly should really wear a name tag that says “Hello, My Name Is Kelly,” because every time one of his family members talk to her, they probably say, “So Bar, I mean Erin, I mean Toni, I mean, oh fuckit.” – Lainey Gossip 

Chrissy Teigen tweeted this tonight: “John and I are so happy to announce that we are pregnant.” Congrats! I can’t wait to see John Legend work his “baby bump” on Instagram – Just Jared

The Duggars re-posted that barf-inducing post on sex tips that I covered last year, because they are dark-sided evil demons who want to destroy our eyeballs and want to get a dig in at Anna DuggarStarcasm

Someone married Sean Avery and his male pattern baldness brows – Celebitchy

The morally corrupt Faye Resnick got married too, and her wedding was officiated by Pimp Mama Kris. Getting married under the eyes of Lucifer is no way to start a marriage – Reality Tea 

Taylor Swift is in Vogue Australia looking like a doll in a straightened Leif Garrett wig – Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez was on Today today – The Superficial 

It took their asses long enough, but Law & Order: SVU finally got around to doing a Josh Duggar episode – IDLYITW

Victor Garber got married and I’m not going to ruin this happy news with a Bradley Cooper joke – Towleroad

Um, Stacy Keibler is a little early for Coachella – Popoholic

Gitchy gitchy NO NO – Jezebel

If there was a city named Elegance, this is what its police force would wear – Hollywood Tuna 

Aerosmith joins the growing list of bands who want Jabba the Trump to keep their songs out of his campaign – HuffPo

Cara Delawhatever and St. Vincent are maybe engaged – OMG Blog 

So, in about 15 years, expect Marcus Mumford and his kid to start a duo called Mumford & Daughter – Popsugar

Amy Poehler sang The Rose and I was prepared to feel hate over it, but hate I did not feel – The Berry 

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