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October 12, 2015 / Posted by:

McDonald’s McDanish!

I couldn’t find just a picture of the McDanish and the McDanish alone, but in case you didn’t figure it out, it’s that square dough of deliciousness covered in angel cum at the bottom.

Now that McDonald’s has made every stoner’s dream come true by serving breakfast all day, people are screaming at them, “Bring back THIS and bring back THAT!” Case in point: Right after McDonald’s announced that you can stuff an Egg McMuffin in your eating hole at all hours of the day, my cousin made me think of the McDanish again. My cousin wrote on McDonald’s FB wall (I’m not joking, she’s that serious about her McDonald’s shit): “If you really want to make my dreams come true, bring back the danish!” I completely forgot about McDonald’s danish until then.

All the way back as far as the 70s, McDonald’s offered up a danish at breakfast and it came in cheese, apple and other flavors too, I think. It was around in the 80s and I believe for a piece of the 90s too. McDonald’s eventually shipped it off to the McRetirement home where it now lives and shares a room with the McPizza and the Onion Nuggets.

It was just a danish, basically, but people still salivated over it like it was a 9″ hard dick dipped in Nutella and rolled in crushed-up Oreos. I doubt McDonald’s will ever bring back the McDanish, but they should if they want their revenue to rise instead of fall. Because my cousin alone will buy all the danishes until she runs out of money, and even then, she’ll go up to the counter and say, “Give me all the McDanishes you have. I can’t pay you with money, but I can give you one of my kid’s kidneys. I mean, that’s what you use to make the McRib, right?

Pic: Flickr

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