Eugene Bostick Is September’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

Eugene Bostick’s doggy train of Texas zoomed by the other Hot Slut of the Month finalists and left them in a cloud of dust, doggy train exhaust and dog farts. Eugene Bostick, the Doggy Saint of Forth Worth who has taken in many strays dogs and rides them around in his homemade train, got nearly 44% of your votes and easily won the Hot Slut of the Month crown for September. Tillie the Bestest Friend in the World came in second with 38%, Eric the Asshole Bird came in third with 14% and Sandra Garratt’s Multiples was in last with 4%.

Since Eugene’s doggy train has gone viral, he’s gotten a ton of offers (Side note: Please tell me one of those offers is to be the new spokesman of Gravy Train dog food.) and he recently did an interview with Dogster. Eugene told the story of the doggy train that all of us know by now, but he also said that he isn’t only a gold-hearted caretaker of dog friends. He takes care of a bunch of different kinds of animals.

Just as in years past, canines aren’t the only recipients when it comes to the benevolence of the Bostick brothers. On a daily basis, they feed and water a motley menagerie of turtles, cats, squirrels, raccoons, coyotes, rabbits, geese, goats, ducks, and fish. In all, estimates Bostick, food is left out for well over two dozen animals — “give or take, depending on the season,” he adds.

Eugene Bostick is like the Snow White of Texas, only better, because I doubt he tortures the ears of his animal friends by singing to them in a high-pitched ass voice.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: AP