America’s fart-loving, sink-pissing sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence is currently shooting that movie Passengers with Chris Pratt in Atlanta. Jennifer Lawrence’s newest best friend forever and ever Amy Schumer was recently in Atlanta with Aziz Ansari, because their comedy tour made a stop there. While Chris, JLaw, Amy and Aziz were together in the same city, they had a slumber party and they showed bits of it on Instagram. You know, because if famous hos have a slumber party and they don’t Instagram it, that slumber party never happened.
Three members of the newly formed Farts And Sink Pissers Squad reunited again last night in NYC. Amy Schumer hosted Saturday Night Live and they all hung out together at the after-party. And after the after-party, JLaw reminded us that she’s the ~quirkiest~ and ~goofiest~ star in Hollywood by giving Aziz Ansari a piggyback ride into their hotel. Two things:
1. Brit Brit Spears wore that outfit much, much better in her video for Sometimes. I don’t even know why Jennifer Lawrence tried it.
2. Jennifer Lawrence is my kind of friend. I hate walking, because it takes energy, and so I could use a friend who’d carry me into places. Although, I’d make JLaw wear rubber gloves, because I wouldn’t want her nasty piss hands touching my jeans.