Kanye West Is Ubiquitous

October 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Our future president Kanye West is everywhere. Go pee. Right now. I guarantee you he’ll be in your damn shower. Hopefully he didn’t bring that wife. In the latest It’s Yeezy’s World news, President Obama gave him some advice on running for POTUS, and Kanye showed up to American Idol.

During his speech at this past weekend’s DNC fundraiser in San Francisco, Obama imparted some knowledge to Yeezy on what he should expect when he supposedly runs in 2020. He also managed to shade a certain bewigged potato who is also running for the office.

“In case Kanye is serious about this whole POTUS thing — or, as he calls it, ‘peezy’ — I do have advice for him,” There’s some stuff I’ve picked up along the way. You’ve got to spend a lot of time dealing with some strange characters who behave like they’re on a reality TV show. So, you’ve got to be cool with that.”

Watch the video below for the rest of Obama’s schtick about Kanye.

The prez and West also signed the wall of the venue, with Kanye obviously using a Sharpie filled with delusion to write “#46 2020″ under his name and right below Obama’s “#44.” Obama is the 44th president and Kanye is still playing that he’s going to be the 46th president.

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And in a totally spontaneous appearance that had nothing to do with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest being the sadistic fuck who has been shoving West’s wife Kim Kardashian up our asses for what seems like forever, Kanye popped up to audition. He did “Gold Digger,” and said he wanted to be “the last American Idol.” Look for a chair on an upcoming episode of The Voice to spin around and Kanye popping out to announce he wants to be “Playmate of the Year.”

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