Anne Hathaway Wants Her Eggs Done Right The First Time, You Ass!

October 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Oscars sycophant and smiling through horror” expert Anne Hathaway might come off as all sweetness n’ light in public. But it’s a very different story when the camera aren’t on her ass. You mess up her eggs, she’ll mess up your life. Ok, she’ll just complain and send them back multiple times. It’s a slow news day.

TMZ reports that Anne was on the Paramount lot recently, shooting one of those commercials that will only air in Japan. ¬†The set caterers, who were obviously drooling imbeciles, did not prepare Miss Hathaway’s eggs to her liking. She rejected those eggs! She rejected those eggs FOUR TIMES!

1st try: Poached egg too runny.
2nd try: English muffin was cold because it sat while egg #2 was being poached.
3rd try: Egg #2 cold because it sat while chef toasted muffin #2.
4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg.

She should know better than to irritate people dealing with her food. Is she crazy? (Maybe.) She was totally welcoming something foreign into her repast. You save your complaint for after the meal, Your Highness.

Need I remind you that I once worked at an unnamed pizza chain where¬†there was a horrifying food crime? A customer made the mistake of pissing off the pizza mistress. I will spare your sensibilities. I will say that she added an extra ingredient to the pizza while proclaiming that the customer could “have fun flossing with these.” True story.

Check out more pics of Anne with boyfriend Adam Shulman at LAX last month. Someone must have gotten her eggs wrong on the plane, too.

Pics: Splash

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