Night Crumbs
The trailer for Hail, Caesar! starring George Clooney and everybody with an IMDB page is out. I already hate this movie. And only because when the early 90s ended, I thought I would never have to see George Clooney in a caesar cut again – Lainey Gossip
Tila Tequila is a cancer-curing, door-bending anti-vaxxer. How has Scientology not scooped her up and crowned her as their new leader and queen? – Starcasm
Meryl Streep is talking about feminism again… This almost makes me miss the words of wisdom from Matt Damon – Celebitchy
“I’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do. The infection is too deep and too strong. We’re going to have to amputate Lassie’s tongue” – Drunken Stepfather
Charlie Sheen’s ex-goddess used to be Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s nanny. The jokes, they’re too easy – The Superficial
Yolanda Foster’s daughter and son also have Lyme disease – Reality Tea
I’m never crossing a bridge again – Towleroad
I actually like Kristen Stewart’s weed socks and I’m typing this while sober – Popoholic
I’m surprised this crazy lady’s car doesn’t have Florida plates on it – Hollywood Tuna
Somebody asked Natalie Dormer how she feels about people saying she looks like Kermit the Frog’s new piggy piece – Jezebel
Malcolm-Jamal Warner said that the Bill Cosby allegations tarnished The Cosby Show – HuffPo
Three happy words: IT’S CAROL CHANNING! – Boy Culture
After smoking my 4th or 5th bowl, this is going to be me tonight – The Berry
Now we know that the Photoshop artiste who does Kim Kardashian’s Instagram pictures also works for Victoria’s Secret – SOW
FYI: Jared Leto is still dressing like a toddler at Burning Man – Popsugar
QUICK WEEKEND PROGRAMMING NOTE: Allison, our resident Canadian, is out on Sunday, because she’s leading a DON’T DEPORT RANDY QUAID rally in the park. J. Harvey will fill in for her.