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October 9, 2015 / Posted by:

Last March, this instant literary classic was released on Amazon and immediately joined Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice and Jane Eyre at the top of the list of the greatest romance novels in history, and I just found out about it a few days ago. Since I consider myself an aficionado of the greats (e.g. EVERY Jackie Collins book, the Sleeping Beauty series by Anne Rice and Taken By The Pterodactyl), I am so disappointed and need to slap myself in the face for not knowing about this literary wonder sooner. I should start reading The New York Times Book Review, because I’m sure they gave Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt a perfect review.

Chuck Tingle, the genius behind (punned on purpose) this masterpiece, is mostly known for writing dino erotica, but he climbed to new levels of HIGH ART when he wrote this riveting tail (typo’d and punned on purpose, again) of a cloning expert who falls in love with a flying clone of his own ass. This beautiful romance between a man and an ass is not to be confused with the real-life fake romance between Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian and the real-life romance between Kanye West and Kanye West. This is a real love story and I can say that without even reading it, because the synopsis tells me there’s cream pies and sentient butt love in it. Every great love story has cream pies and sentient butt love.

Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA.

But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.

Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass!

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love.

SPOILER ALERT: In the end, Kirk’s flying ass boyfriend magically grows a dick and fucks him. Now that is a real happy ending.

And when the Pulitzer Prize winners for 2015 are announced next year, I fully expect the committee to announce that Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt is the winner of every single category. The committee will then announce that they are shutting down and the Pulitzers will be no more, because nothing can ever be as great as this work of perfection.

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