One cop got to live out a piece of your wet dream fantasy last June when they handcuffed John Stamos, only it wasn’t sexy at all. We all thought that Stephanie Tanner was the worst driver in the Full House cast when her dumbass crashed Joey’s car into the kitchen, but Uncle Jesse took that title when he was arrested for DUI in Beverly Hills.
John Stamos was pulled over on the night of June 12th after several people called 911 to report that his silver Mercedes was swerving all over the place. Strangely enough, the cops didn’t find out that John was swerving all over the place because he was having a foursome with three chicks in the front seat of his car. (That’s how he usually spends his Friday nights, right?) John was messed up and he was so out of it that he had to be taken to the hospital.
TMZ says that the Los Angeles District Attorney will charge John Stamos with DUI. John was allegedly under the influence of a non-narcotic drug and GHB, better known as the date rape drug to you and me. A source close to John Stamos (Hi, Uncle Jesse’s publicist!) tells TMZ that he wasn’t roofied and he wasn’t taking it to get high. John was using GHB as a fitness supplement to “lean out body mass,” so he could be body hot-ready for Fuller House. Apparently, many bodybuilders use it, as did ravers back in the day. And here I was thinking that John Stamos’ hotness came from good genes and eating Greek yogurt.
John checked into 30-day rehab shortly after he was busted.
I honestly didn’t know that GHB is used as a fitness supplement until I read this story this morning. You know who else just found that out? Bill Cosby. Because he just announced that he’s finally retiring from show business and is going to pursue a job as a full-time supplement consultant at a Curves gym.