The only thing the Internet knows about this funny video is that it went down in North Carolina, the two chicks fighting are sisters, at least one of them is drunk and they’re raft guides for Big Creek Expeditions. Who knows why the girl in the sunglasses didn’t try to break those messes up by hitting them with her paddle and who knows why that girl pinned underneath them also did nothing.
You know what, though, if was the one in the glasses I would’ve pulled that raft over and made those two murder each other’s faces in the woods. I wouldn’t want to get blood and guts on my damn raft! But I guess there’s no breaking up the powerful bond between siblings.
Since the Internet does nothing but lie to us and play with our emotions, don’t be surprised when this turns out to be viral marketing for Oxygen’s newest show Bad Girls Rafting Club.
And if you’re starting a band and your brain hasn’t spit up any name ideas, it’s your lucky day! Take your pick between “Drunk Bimbo Sisters Gone Wild” and “Nanatahala Gorge Beatdown.”