Night Crumbs
And here’s further proof that when it comes to making original stories, Hollywood flatined a long time ago. Ellen Page is probably going to star in a remake of Flatliners. This doesn’t really bother me, honestly, because I was never into Flatliners and it doesn’t even fall in my top 10 Kevin Bacon movies. But if they remake Wild Things, I swear… – Lainey Gossip
Bridget Marqawhatever’s engagement ring is a thing of beauty. I wonder which trinket vending machine her fiancé bought it from? – Celebitchy
Arianna Grande Latte kissed a girl and it was the opposite of shocking. She gave more tongue to that donut she tainted – Drunken Stepfather
Cathriona White, Jim Carrey’s late girlfriend, was married to another guy at the time of her death – The Superficial
I don’t even know what Bella Thorne is wearing, but her Lucite-heeled go-go boots are elegance personified – IDLYITW
This kid’s a douche to the tenth degree, but now I really want to try UConn’s bacon jalapeño mac and cheese – Towleroad
Please tell me these are pictures from the set of the big-budget remake of Cleopatra we’ve all been waiting for – Hollywood Tuna
Vanessa Hudgens is wearing the belt that came with every single dress my mom bought in the early 90s – Popoholic
Good try, but Jan Bonito’s wig doesn’t say, “I need a VO5 hot oil treatment in a major way,” the same way the real Kim Davis’ hair does – OMG Blog
Chloe Goins has sued Bill Cosby for allegedly drugging her and sexually assaulting her in 2008 – Jezebel
Ashley Judd says she was sexually harassed by a studio executive she won’t name – HuffPo
After those two links above, what we really need is something happy like a 116-year-old woman telling us that the secret to her long life is eating BACON – The Berry
I see that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are still sharing joint custody of the paparazzi – Popsugar
Vin Diesel looks like this without a shirt on. I still would – Just Jared
The Rocky Horror Picture Show cast reunited – SOW
And here’s a picture of Frances McDormand drinking wine while sitting on the toilet with her clothes on – Pajiba
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