The Australian tabloid Woman’s Day was the first to say that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise’s 22-year-old daughter Isabella Cruise married her non-Scientologist boyfriend Max Parker at a fancy hotel in London on September 18th. The details were about as convoluted as Tommy Girl’s thought process.
Woman’s Day said that Tommy Girl wasn’t at the wedding, but Nicole Kidman was. Radar piped in and also said that Tommy wasn’t there and they added that he had never met his daughter’s new husband. But then a Tommy Girl source (E.T. probably) told TMZ that he wasn’t at the wedding, but it wasn’t a big deal. Isabella wanted to keep the wedding small and so no parents were invited. TMZ’s source also said that Tom paid for the wedding and had met Max Parker before. Well, now Page Six is jumping in with their side. They say that Tommy was at the wedding and Nicole Kidman didn’t even know it was happening.
Page Six’s source says that the date of September 18th was chosen because it fit into Tommy Girl’s busy schedule. The source also claims that it was a Scientology wedding, which means that the officiant wore an alien costume, Tommy sang “Old Time Rock and Roll” at the reception and during their vows, Isabella and Max said the line, “I promise to love you and cherish you unless you leave Scientology and if that happens I’ll make sure you spend the last minutes of your miserable traitor life scrubbing toilets in Gold Base!” via P6
“The wedding was a Scientology ceremony,” a source familiar with the family told Page Six. “Nicole wasn’t there — she didn’t even know about it at all.”
We hear that Cruise had been in Europe before the wedding on Sept. 18, and “it was all arranged so he would be there, which he was.”
If it was a Scientology wedding, wouldn’t Nicole Kidman, a SUPPRESSIVE PERSON, be banned from going, anyway? Even if she could go, I don’t think she’d want to. Watching her Scientologist daughter marry in a Scientology ceremony would have made Nicole cry icy tears and those icy tears would have frozen her eyes shut. Then Keith Urban would have had to unthaw Nicole’s eyes with a blow dryer. It would’ve been a loud, messy scene, so it’s best she didn’t go.
And here’s Nicole leaving her play in London with Keith Urban the other night. I’m guessing her Mrs. Claus hair is for the role.