I really, really hope that Grace Jones’ “Reading These Hos Tour” never ever ends, because her beautiful words wrapped in pure bitchiness never fail to take me up, up and away and when I read her interviews I know how Jesus’ apostles felt when he spoke to them. In her memoirs, I Will Never Write My Memoirs, Grace Jones lines up many pop trick of today and slaps them down for copying her. While promoting her memoirs, Grace also slapped down Kanye West for jacking ideas from her and said that he’ll get a face full of her if they ever cross paths. Well, now it’s Lady CaCa’s turn to feel the wrath of Grace again.
Grace writes in her memoirs about a pop star she calls “Doris.” Doris wanted to work with Grace, but Grace tore up that invitation. Grace describes Doris as a little girl playing dress up and she knew that Doris would just take, take, take from her. Grace later let it be known that Doris is Lady Gaga. Grace isn’t done snatching every one of Gaga’s wigs off of her head. While whoring out her memoirs during an interview with Bevy Smith on SiriusXM’s Bevelations (via UsWeekly), the Empress of Everything said that when she met Lady Gaga for the first time, she felt a whole lot of nothing come from “Doris.”
“Gaga came to me, and I just could not find a soul. I come from church — maybe that has something to do with it. I like to get to the soul of a person. I just didn’t feel a soul.”
Because of Grace’s church comment, I thought she was going to say that Lady Gaga doesn’t have a soul because she sold it to the devil right before she went off to FedEx Office to copy all of Grace’s ideas. But Grace said that maybe they had the chemistry of a white dick and a Kardashian kooch because Gaga froze up from being so close to legendary greatness.
“She might have been freaked out with meeting me. It’s okay, but then we met three times after, through [Philip] Treacy and, boy, I got so angry.”
Grace explained why she got pissed. Philip Treacy did hats for Grace’s tour and when she met up with Gaga one time, a Philip Treacy hat was on that trick’s head.
“I know Philip needed to make some money, but you know what, can you just wait until I finish my tour before you repeat what we are working on?”
Of course the Little Monsters on Twitter are calling Grace a dried-up old has-been who is using Gaga’s name to get attention for her little memoirs. Once again, the education system has left our children behind. Grace Jones doesn’t need to say Lady Gaga’s name to get attention. It’s the other way around and Grace is actually doing Gaga a gigantic favor. Now that the Queen of the World has said Gaga’s name to the press, I’m sure Gaga’s past albums will climb up the charts again and AHS: Hotel will debut to record numbers. The uneducated Little Monsters can thank St. Grace later.
And here’s Doris walking through JFK in NYC yesterday.