Behold, Benji Madden’s hot new edgy scalp tattoo that probably took hours upon hours to do and left him with the kind of headache I get after listening to 2 Good Charlotte songs in a row.
While leaving some restaurant in West Hollywood last night, Cameron Diaz’s husband gave the paps a good look at the scalp tattoo that makes him look like The Last Airbender if The Last Airbender grew up, moved to Florida, became a goth cult leader and also ran a meth lab in his garage. So he looks like The Last Methbender, basically. The good thing about that tattoo is that Benji can tell everybody that no, he’s not shaving his head because he’s balding. He shaves his head to show off his hot new edgy scalp tattoo, thankyouverymuch.
And Cameron Diaz’s drunk ass was so drunk last night that she fell over. Or maybe she wasn’t drunk at all and she fell over when she was once again hit with the realization that every time she looks down while her husband is licking her cooch, she’ll have to stare at the giant stained glass tattoo on his head.