These pictures of Hugh Grant and his baby mother #2 Anna Eberstein at Wimbledon were taken in July, so in the next few weeks, I fully expect to hear about how he’s going to be a daddy for the fifth, sixth and seventh time. Because while that picture was taken, he knocked up the dude in front of him, the memaw clapping and the “older Nicole Kidman” without Botox on the right. Fertile bitch can put a baby in you just by standing too close. We’ve all been warned.
Eddie Murphy, KFed, Jude Law and the other famous and famous-ish fertile dudes out there better start busting raw nuts up into tricks, because Hugh Grant may be coming for their record. The Daily Mail posted pictures of the mother of Hugh Grant’s second child, Swedish TV producer Anna Eberstein, walking around London with what looks like a belly full of baby. Hugh’s rep refused to open their lips about this news, but a source tells The Sun that 55-year-old Hugh is telling his friends that Anna does have a CASE OF THE BABIES and he’s happy to have another baby friend to visit with every now and again.
“He told friends it’s a baby girl and he is very happy. He loves being a father and is getting used to it now. He’s still been able to keep a lot of time for himself and manage to see the two women and his kids. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted more children.”
The other woman the source is talking about is Tinglan Hong. Tinglan Hong gave birth to Hugh’s first kid, Tabitha, in 2011 and she popped out their son, Felix, in December 2012. Just a few months before Tinglan gave birth to Felix, Anna Eberstein gave birth to Hugh’s second child, a son named John. Hugh has reportedly bought both Tinglan and Anna houses close to his home, so he can easily visit all of them.
So it sounds to me like Tinglan and Anna take turns catching Hugh Grant’s unwrapped dick and whatever neighborhood they live in is turning into the Utah of London. Hugh and his pieces are like the international and classy version of Sister Wives but without all that marriage and Mormon shit.